HYMN

Oh! mushroom headed God,
Oh blue veined stem thou mighty Godhead
At thy feet I prostrate and for thee weep
Worship, kow tow and of thee entreat
Rescue me from my horny plight
By thy tumescent throbbing sight
My lips fold out, expand and pout
They long to clutch, furl round that bulbous headed spike
Caress, devour and of thee to me give life.