PREFACE
The Consequencer stood naked on a mountain of shit, legs spread wide, his body caked in layers of dried and fresh brown filth. Before him stretched an endless sea of philosophers — from ancient Greece to the modern age — all chained together in one long, pathetic line of intellectual garbage. He grabbed his heavy, shit-smeared cock, shook it at the crowd, and roared with savage joy:
“Listen up, you filthy fucking monkeys! From Thales to fucking Nietzsche, from Plato to goddamn Quine, every single one of these pompous shit-spewing philosophers thought they were hot fucking genius.
| Title | Inst The Tavern of the Brown O Beloved Oh Saki Pour Me The Wine Of The Dean Paradox That I May Watch It Flush All The World’s Philosophies — Fromst Thales’ Watery Arse To Nietzsche’s Über-Shit Stink Philosophy— Fromst Antiquity’s Stinking Arsehole To Modernity’s Constipated Puckered Bowels Down the Eternal Brown Toilet Of Reality! By colin leslie dean |
| Author | Dean, Colin Leslie |
| Published | Gamahucher Press, West Geelong, Vic, 2026 |
| Pages | 30 |
| Subject | philosophy |
| ISBN | 9781876347619 |
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